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9781928556220
What's the Southern woman's take on Wonderbras, fried turkeys and 'tater guns, Barbie and Ken (tip: she's a ho), politicians (tip: they're all hos) and marital success (if you can't agree on a perfect pizza ratio, y'all are doomed)? Bless Your Heart, Tramp tackles these and other lard-laden subjects, in a hilarious look at Southern -- and just plain human -- foibles, up-close and personal.Step into the wacky world of "womanless wedding" fund-raisers, in which Bubbas wear boas. Meet two sisters who fight rural boredom by washing Budweiser cans and cutting them into pieces to make clothing. Learn why the word "snow" sends any right-thinking Southerner careening to the Food Lion for extra loaves of bread and little else. Bless Your Heart, Tramp is a collection of articles by award-winning humor columnist and slightly crazed belle-by-birth Celia Rivenbark, whose Southern-style humor columns have been syndicated by the New York Times News Service and Knight-Ridder-Tribune News Service. A news reporter and columnist for more than 20 years, Rivenbark has won national and state press association awards, she currently writes for the Myrtle Beach Sun-News. Bless Your Heart, Tramp a compilation of humorous articles from the Southern woman's point of view is her first book.Rivenbark, Celia is the author of 'Bless Your Heart Tramp', published 2000 under ISBN 9781928556220 and ISBN 1928556221.
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