A-Z Of Being Single A Survival Guide To Dating And Mating (And Those Lovely Periods in Between...)

Ah, the single life. The blind dates, the guiltless sleeping in the starfish position, the 'table for one in a draught, please.' In his hilarious new book, Jeff Green offers practical advice on how to find love, or failing that how to pretend you've got a significant other half. For women: Leave the fridge door open for no reason. For men: Wash your towels. And if you've just been dumped, Jeff shows how you can reach 'closure', otherwise known as uncompromising REVENGE. - -Great chat-up lines for the older lover: 'Did you break a hip when you fell from heaven?' -Beauty Tips for dates: How to look twenty years younger - stand further away. -Things not to say on a first date: 'Would you like to see my shrine to the others?' -At last, the truth about what women really want.If you're in a couple, this book will remind you why your own situation is - just about - worth tolerating. And if you're happily single, follow Jeff's advice and you're guaranteed to stay that way . . .Green, Jeff is the author of 'A-Z Of Being Single A Survival Guide To Dating And Mating (And Those Lovely Periods in Between...)', published 2004 under ISBN 9780751535495 and ISBN 0751535494.